1.Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?
Husband : First make it, we will name it later.
2.A frustrated husband in front of his laptop : Dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
3.A married man's prayer : Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away. You gave me youth, You took it away. You gave me a wife ... Its been years now, just reminding You….
4.A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married".
5.Husband : I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.
Wife : oh darling.. love u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
6.Employee : Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?
Boss : I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer !!!
7.A man gifted his wife with a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo ! That was the deal.
8.A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife : honey ... you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband : that's at home sweetheart ... here the chef knows how to cook.
9. Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt : "Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed."
